"All good things can, and will be, used for evil. It is an unfortunate fact of our reality." That... well, that's a lesson she learned very young. "But what evil are you speaking of, specifically? Movies are the best! Did you know they made Tolkien's novels into movies?" Someone must have told him, surely. If not, that may be what she insists on later, even if they are the longest ever.

She wrinkles her nose at that little tidbit of information. "Oh, I did not know they really used your real ones, that's disgusting." And kind of a double-down of insulting, given the way they ended the play, actually. "Can't you sue them or something?" she asks, tipping her head a little to one side.