[ Dylan has no idea how any of this happened. One minute he was living it up in his last summer before college, badly hitting on the big man around camp and enjoying the time he had left as a free man. But there was no level of fun that could make up for the bullshit that ended up happening - especially how he's left being some kind of otherworldly creature whenever the full moon comes around every month.

So, a lot of people are dead or fucked up. He doesn't particularly feel like either, he thinks. But he can't start college now and he definitely can't go home, so when some rich lady figures him out and starts asking him to do things for her, he might aa well. A few years pass and hey, is he technically a spy now?

Who knows. All he really gets is the lines are starting to blur between the two shapes he can take because of working for Valentina, but he's okay with that, as long as he's useful and having an interesting time.

He's definitely going to have an interesting time today. The mission is dull as ever, but he's paired with a cute blonde with a great accent. He doesn't know much about girls or have non platonic feelings about them, but he knows this - everyone back home is going to be jealous. ]

So forget the mission, tell me about you. What incredible creature pushed you out and made you the painting you are?